Mark Hamill and John Boyega mock no-woman Star Wars edit

Calvin Saunders
January 19, 2018

Too many to count. Meanwhile, the ongoing battle between the First Order has decimated the resistance, taking on heavy casualties and the destruction of much of their firepower. If so, Howard may be the most powerful wielder of The Force yet.

De-Feminized Fan-Edit isn't worth your time, even as a lark. Will Luke Skywalker restore balance to the Force once more?

Now, it sounds like the country has given up on The Last Jedi altogether.

So just in case you were anxious that Chewbacca, the Millennium Falcon and Lando Calrissian weren't in this movie, each of them are mentioned in the synopsis. We live in the most aggressively ridiculous timeline.

And, naturally, Episode VIII highlight Rose Tico (Kelly Marie Tran) is nearly completely removed in favor of making Finn even more boring and clueless, which seems like a neat metaphor for this entire endeavor.

They include Game of Thrones and Terminator Genisys actress Emilia Clarke as female lead Qi'Ra, Woody Harrelson of The Hunger Games as Solo's mentor Tobias Beckett, plus scriptwriter Jon Kasdan (son of long-running Star Wars scribe Lawrence) and assistant director Toby Hefferman (Rogue One: A Star Wars Story) as accidentally influential pairing Tag and Bink. But as the film goes on, it starts feeling a little less light-hearted and nearly as a gleeful attack on the fans that continue to feed the beast. The second Guardians of the Galaxy performed better, but not much (15th with 296,154), while Dunkirk edged them in 12th with 319,902 views. The Force Awakens had its first teaser a year before release, and both Rogue One and The Last Jedi were about eight months. But I can't help it.

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However, one Star Wars "fan", a term used here lightly, who disagrees with the above statement took it upon himself to create what could possibly be the most misogynistic, idiotic fan-made "Star Wars" edit of all time.

The most stirring moment of Force Awakens for many USA fans, for example, was the Luke Skywalker reveal at the very end. The stars reacted about how you would think. And he's one of the highlights of the film.

So if you're going to kill a beloved character in a film series who's been popular for decades, the death has to matter significantly to the story line and not seem like an afterthought or trite mechanism to gain buzz.

After Luke spends a few minutes telling Rey about heroic things he did in past episodes of the franchise, we cut back to space where Leia's son, Kylo Ren, blows up her ship.

Since George Lucas introduced the franchise with "A New Hope" in 1977, the "Star Wars" saga has defined how the blockbuster movie could earn Hollywood more money than it ever saw before, from its sequel strategy to how to cash in with merchandising.

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